I got my L license, yay! Freedom is good, freedom with a car is better. (i havent got a car yet. i dont know how to drive, yet). Going to have my first driving lesson in an hour.

Is it really saturday already? time's a bit of a devil, really. when you want it to go fast, it crawls on painfully slowly and then when you're savouring your days, it zooms past without saying goodbye.

Life is like a Sims game. you eat, you sleep, you make friends, you read, you... everything the Sims do, you do in real life. you've got to talk to friends to develop relationships. when you dont socialise, you end up depressed, too depressed and you turn cuckoo. you have to shower, and you've got to use the loo, if you don't then suddenly your bladder will decide to let loose in the middle of your sleep. ok, maybe life is not entirely like the Sims.

Call me observant sarcastically, but this planet is one weird planet. I've decided to illustrate my point with this little newsclip on a moter-in-law for sale:

A man is so sick of his mother-in-law he is selling her on eBay.

Steve Owen, 42, published a photo of 50-year-old Caroline Allen under "Collectables And Weird Stuff" on the internet auction site - describing her as "used".

He has invited bids starting at just £1 reports The Sun.

He posted the ad on the site after Caroline quit her home of 27 years in America and bought a house round the corner from him and common-law wife Tracey, 35, in Alvaston, Derby.

Steve said: "I'm deadly serious. She comes to the house every day trying to change me and make me tidy.

"I just hope someone will take her off my hands. She's single and not bad looking."

Caroline hit back: "He's lazy and I won't stop nagging him until he changes - that's my job. But he could have made the starting bid £100. I look better in the flesh."

Mr Owen? I feel for you.

link: click here.via awesomeblogs.

Ever felt like staying at home all day? Well, feel no more.. All you have to do is fill in my shoes and you'd be there in a heartbeat. That's right. Home home home. There's no place like home. Woke up at my usual timing. Did my usual routines.

Bah. And when i woke up from my nap attaks, i saw a collection of DVDs: Ranma ½ (my fave. anime of all time), Shaman King, Ghost in the Shell, V for Vendetta, Crash.... etc. Which half of them I haven't lay my dirty hands on. Yet.

I've been undecided like shit lately about my future. But after considering some of my option.... I have decided.....

No taylors. No Inti. No Sunway. Here's the new word for ya. Swinburne. Of course Sarawak punya campus lar. Ugh. And guess what, the next intake is in May. Woops. Did I say May? I meant JULY.

Oh god! WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS. AND I'VE FELT PAIN OVER THERE. Anyway, 3 more months of CRAP. HOT. Dreadful. Deadbeat. Humid. Sweaty. Suffocating. UGH UGH UGH. Guess I have something to do in april if god doesn't forbid me to fool around with one of his angels But May, June...... oh my god. Such a misfortunate event. 

 

Dang, i'm that freaky.

Schizotypal Personality Disorder - individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.

Histrionic Personality Disorder - individual often displays excessive emotionality and attention seeking in various contexts. They tend to overreact to other people, and are often perceived as shallow and self-centered.

Should I make a appointment with a psychologist tomorrow? 

Currently listening to: The Postal Service - Against All Odds

Ok, I did a lil blog-surfing today and found out this meme from jolene. Pretty cool. All you do is read each question out loud, have your MP3 player on shuffle mode and see what song titles come up in response to those questions. No cheating please! Here goes:

1) How does the world see me?
Song: Bee Gees -  Staying Alive

Ahahaha... i'm staying alive.

2) Will I have a happy life?
Song: tATu - Not Gonna Get Us

Nothing gonna stop me having a good life?

3) What do people really think of me?
Song: Mariah Carey - Through The Rain

Ish, that song is damn gay, why is it in my playlist in the first place?

4) Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Death Cab for Cutie - Your Heart is an Empty Room

Huh?

5) How can i make myself happy?
Song: The Subways - Holiday

Wah, damn accurate.

6) What should I do with my life?
Song: Amerie - Touch

(speechless)

7) What would be a good advice for me?
Song: T-Pain -  I'm in love with a Stripper

Good advice. Go bang a stripper.

8) What do i think my current theme song is?
Song: The Subways - City Pavement

I love rock 'n roll.

9) What does everyone think my current theme song is?
Song: Fall Out Boy - Sugar We're Going Down

It's nice to know I'm your number one.

10) What song will play at my funeral?
Song: Village People -  YMCA

-__________________-

11) What type a (wo)men do you like?
Song: The Pussycat Dolls - Beep

Girls with big hearts and big brains?

12) What's my day going to be like?
Song: Joss Stone - Right to be Wrong

Fuck off.

13) Why am I here?
Song: Wilson Philips - You're in  Love

Wah, I'm here cause I'm in love. <3

14) What will people remember me for?
Song: Our Lady Peace - Angels Losing Sleep

Huh?

15) What there people waiting outside to take me away?
Song:  Bee Gees - Disco Inferno

Doesn't make sense... but what the heck? *dancing in rhythm*

16) What will this year be about?
Song: Kings of Convenience - Gold In The Air Of Summer

Eh? Sounds like a romantic year. Wah love is in the air.

Bored? Do this meme to amuse yourself! 

Set your media player to random, and write down the first 20 songs. Then add "in my pants" to all the song titles.

1. I fought a war in my pant.
2. Kiss me in my pant.
3. New born in my pant.
   
4. Beautiful world in my pant.
5. The perfect girl in my pant.
6. Grace in my pant.
7. So this is christmas in my pant.
8. Someone something in my pant.
9. Tick in my pant.
10. Fire in my pant.
11. Be as you were when we met in my pant.
12. Car crashes in my pant.
13. Dirty little secret in my pant.
14. Trouble sleeping in my pant.
15. Too far gone in my pant.
16. Half life in my pant.
17. We will become silhouettes in my pant.
18. Buddy holly in my pant.
19. I just wanna live in my pant.
20. I believe in you in my pant.